I am a Long-living Lazarus following the Zeroth Law, a Pattern-juggling Jack of all Spratts, an extinct bird (Plock!), hiding my Heads under my Belly. I am Sole-discovering Jo-Jo, Pirx and Tichy, Burleigh and Stronginthearm, living on planet of Accountants and Woolly-footed Halflings, Sorting my Hats, watching the Stormlantern Guy Crashing in the Snow, and trying to get that Couch unstuck.

And that is merely scratching the surface.