I am married, have a 4 year college degree, and I write a bi-weekly newspaper column. I have horrible grammar, I invert words and joke that it makes me sound like Yoda it does. I love history, sci-fi, and good instrumental music.

I am an atheist, I am socially liberal, and fiscally conservative. A small 'l' libertarian is the closest tag I can use on myself.

I serve two cats. Hairball is mine, and is grumpy, whiny, and very insecure. My wife takes care of Kit-Kat. KK is scared of doing anything, hates being picked up, and cries when I clip his nails.