5

I have heard much about Boris Karshina, but cannot find any biographical information for him on the Internet (other than here, where his name is misspelled). Please help me!

Edit: Never mind, I found him here on Facebook. (Apparently my jokes are not original...)


This question is Purim Torah and is not intended to be taken completely seriously. See the Purim Torah policy.

רבות מחשבות
  • 20,998
  • 1
  • 41
  • 145
  • Help us out a bit. I see the linked question. But, please translate the Aramaic term, literally. – DanF Feb 18 '18 at 04:00
  • 1
    @DanF What Aramaic term? It is about a Russian person, not anything Aramaic! – רבות מחשבות Feb 18 '18 at 04:12
  • 1
    I'm willing to lose a point just to protest the allowance of these ridiculous questions, IMHO. –  Feb 18 '18 at 07:07
  • 3
    @DanF Purim Torah aside: borit means an alkaline cleanser; (you'll find the prophet talking about washing away their sins with neter and borit) karshinin are a kind of bean usually used as animal feed, usually translated as "vetch." So it was some kind of alkaline solution made from these beans. Artscroll half-translates "Karshina lye"; R' Aryeh Kaplan says "vetch lye." – Shalom Feb 18 '18 at 13:21
  • @Moses613 I asked the question because it inspires creativity, such as msh210's answer. Here are a bunch of other similar questions, check out their vote totals: https://judaism.stackexchange.com/questions/80247/who-is-morris-ayin https://judaism.stackexchange.com/questions/55622/who-is-this-lamar https://judaism.stackexchange.com/questions/80688/who-is-herbert – רבות מחשבות Feb 18 '18 at 15:15
  • related: https://judaism.stackexchange.com/q/131059 – msh210 Sep 23 '22 at 07:27

2 Answers2

11

He lives in Cabin 9, In, Cyprus.

msh210
  • 73,729
  • 12
  • 120
  • 359
  • 4
    And like many random people on the Internet, don't believe anything that Boris says! It's almost certainly a lye and/or a k'vetch. In fact, everyone he's come into contact with winds up just shutting down conversations with nuh-uh! – Shalom Feb 18 '18 at 09:17
  • @Shalom this would make more sense as a comment to Shmuel's answer below... But excellent point! – רבות מחשבות Feb 18 '18 at 15:11
6

You could try asking him directly.

Dr. Shmuel
  • 633
  • 1
  • 19
  • 69