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Suppose I review someone's paper anonymously, the paper gets accepted, and a year or two later we meet e.g. in a social event and he/she asks me "did you review my paper?". What should I answer? There are several sub-questions here:

  1. Suppose the review was a good one, and the paper eventualy got accepted, so I do not mind telling that I was the reviewer. Is there any rule/norm prohibiting me from telling the truth?

  2. Suppose the review was not so good, so I do not want to reveal. What can I answer? If I just say "I am not allowed to tell you", this immediately reveals me... On the other hand, I do not want to lie. What options do I have?

Erel Segal-Halevi
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    I would love to see a good answer to this question, especially since I can also see benefits of disclosing the identity: The author might have particular questions about the review that could improve their future work on the topic. – henning Mar 31 '17 at 12:21
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    I'd love to tell you, but then I'd have to reject you ;-) – Captain Emacs Mar 31 '17 at 12:58
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    "I can neither confirm nor deny that I reviewed your paper." – Jeff Mar 31 '17 at 14:44
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    @henning Makes no sense: He could just fill you in about what the referee mentioned, and ask you about your opinion. – Karl Mar 31 '17 at 17:12
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    "I'll keep you in suspense, OK?" – Dirk Mar 31 '17 at 18:45
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    Just say, "No comment" –  Mar 31 '17 at 19:48
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    "No, and if I did I wouldn't tell you." – CrepusculeWithNellie Apr 01 '17 at 01:28
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    @Karl but only the referee has read and deeply thought about my paper, and my questions might be following up on the comments. – henning Apr 01 '17 at 15:23
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    Are you absolutely certain they mean referee, not "review", as in read it? In academics, "reviewing" can mean being the person who provides input as to a paper's suitability for publication. However, that's not its normal conversational English meaning. if asked that, without it explicitly stated otherwise, I'd assume they're asking if I'd read/reviewed the paper after publication. Unless absolutely clear they're asking if I refereed the paper prior to publication, I'd answer something to the effect of "Yeah, I read it in [where published] a year, or so, ago". In other words, deflect. – Makyen Apr 01 '17 at 16:58
  • @henning That implies a very unfriendly attitude in the way of "please tell me rightaway if you have closely read and understood my paper, otherwise i won't bother wasting my time on you". No? Well, what does it matter then if the guy you are talking to is the actual reviewer or not. You think he might, because his reputation and expertise would qualify him. And come on, "only the reviewer" has read your paper? Why did you write it, then? ;-) – Karl Apr 02 '17 at 12:32
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    "I don't know, i read tons of crap… so propably yes." – Jan Ivan Apr 03 '17 at 07:40
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    Let him/her talk, ask back "why?". This gives you room for thinking – Rama Apr 03 '17 at 19:15

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You could say something like

"I am not in the habit of telling people whether I did or did not review their papers, sorry"

or

"I don't feel comfortable answering this question."

Or you could defuse the question with a humorous answer, e.g.

"I would tell you but then I'd have to kill you"

or

"I don't remember, I always take an amnesia pill immediately after reviewing a paper"

or some similar kind of obviously nonserious smart-assery. None of these answers provide any useful information to the asker, and all of them convey some level of disapproval on your part at being asked, making it unlikely that the asker would press the case any further.

Dan Romik
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    Be very careful with humor, especially the first one. While I hope that most people would recognize it for what it is, there's always the exception who will take offense. And if it's someone in your field... – tonysdg Mar 31 '17 at 18:47
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    @tonysdg be very careful with humor: also be very careful with a lack of humor, since I for one find that (especially a lack of humor resulting from people stripping away any semblance of humor from what they're saying to avoid any chance that they will ever offend anyone) somewhat offensive as well. – Dan Romik Mar 31 '17 at 21:13
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    I agree very much with the idea of diffusing with humor. Bravo! I disagree very much that "I would tell you but then I'd have to kill you" is humorous. – Syntax Junkie Mar 31 '17 at 21:50
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    @RandallStewart thanks for cleverly hinting that you liked my second joke :) – Dan Romik Mar 31 '17 at 22:52
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    @DanRomik: Let the record show that I enjoy both jokes :) However, I've learned to err on the side of no humor and caution after getting burned a couple of times (though maybe I just have a warped sense of humor). – tonysdg Apr 02 '17 at 16:57
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    @tonysdg I understand. I guess to me "getting burned" on rare occasions is not a bad trade-off when weighed against the benefits that humor provides the rest of the time. – Dan Romik Apr 02 '17 at 22:35
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    These responses only work if you also give the same responses to folks whose papers you truly didn't review, and are known for your consistency, otherwise the contrast between "No I did not" and "I don't feel comfortable answering this question" is pretty much the same as a straight "No" vs "Yes". In practice I've never heard anybody use any of these to mean anything but "My answer is the option that would make this situation as awkward as possible", which is usually pretty easy to deduce. In reality, 90% of the time, all of these provide plenty of useful information to the asker. – Jason C Apr 05 '17 at 03:37
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    @JasonC I think you take life a bit too seriously (and that statement doesn't convey any useful information because I tell it to everyone and am known for my consistency). – Dan Romik Apr 05 '17 at 04:09
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    @DanRomik Mostly I'm accused of not taking life seriously enough. But here on SE sites, in comments, independent of my attitudes towards life, I try to post what I think is relevant criticism of the answers when I do not agree with them. And I know that if I asked you about three different papers on three different occasions and you said "No", "Nah I didn't review that one", and "I don't feel comfortable answering this question", I'd know exactly which one you reviewed. – Jason C Apr 05 '17 at 04:18